My sister thinks she is Santa Claus.

My sister thinks she's Santa Claus. It's really kind of cute. She likes to shout out "Ho, Ho, Ho!" and wears a bright red suit. She carries lots of toys around inside a great big sack and keeps her eight pet reindeer with her sleigh out in the back. She even has a workshop where she makes a lot of noise directing all the elves who help by making brand new toys. Then once a year, on Christmas Eve, she flies off in her sleigh delivering her gifts around the world for Christmas Day. She'd make a perfect Santa which is why it's just too bad my sister can't be Santa Claus; see, Santa is our dad.