Sunday, 25 November 2012

calling me names

My aunt calls me "Elizabeth."
My grandma calls me "Liz."
My sister calls me "Lisa,"
and the baby calls me "Wiz."

My uncle calls me "Betty,"
while my grandpa calls me "Beth."
My brother calls me "Dizzy Liz"
or sometimes "Lizard Breath."

My teacher calls me "Betsy"
and my friends all call me "Bess."
I find these nicknames more annoying
than you'd ever guess.

I wish that they would call me
by my real name instead.
I simply HATE those nicknames,
see, my real name is Fred


  1. I really like this poem, because it is very humorous. Did you write it yourself?

  2. I like this poem, because my name is in it. :)

  3. I love your poem it is so hilarious

  4. I really like this poem. You have a lot of humor and put a lot of work in this . I am meant to see if you can improve but you can't it is perfect!

  5. Did you get this from a book?

  6. WOW! That was Realy good I like it a lot