What I read at The Commodore

Hey guys! JBSB here
Yesterday I performed at the marina theatre in (I know most of you who've heard me talk about it are probably ripping your hair out but here it is!) DPALet's Go To The Movies as the director (drama part only!) and I went for tea at a local pub called The Commodore. And in the mens' lavatory on one wall it read"It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her"

After that when I was getting dessert with my dad above the "bar area" it read "A rich man is a poor man with money"