Another catty thing :)

" your cat is fat"
"no dont tell me that,
My cat is as thin as an empty dustbin!"
" not true not true,
Now this is what you'll do,
You'll work him so he's great,
He'll have a better fate!"
" ok ok now this is what I'll say,
His name is mart and you breaking his heart!"
"ok just sayin needs to lose a little weight,
But I do think he's cute and he's my mate!"